Lessons from Auntie Diva

(Julia hangs with Ragedy Ann & Andy)

Diva Lesson #2

Never trust a "fake" red head

(If their hair matches the colour of a candy apple ,

it ain't real honey, trust me! Can we say B-O-T-T-L-E!)

There is always dangerous potential for upstaging by those often insane, looney, somewhat quirky, attention craving crimson headed nut bars. (practice extreme caution especially if their names begin with the letters A-N) Sure they look all sweet with those charming smiles, blushing cheeks and innocent eyelashes, and they'll extend their hands to play any day, but you never know when they'll turn around and try to steal the spotlight away from you. Always have your guard up when interacting with wannabe reds. Don't be too quick to accept their extended hand of friendship (see above photo) Of course if you're a real diva and naturally adorable (see above photo) you really don't have all that much to worry about now do you?